So, she goes by a different name than her real name and I can't find the post-it I had laying out with her professional name on it, but a lady I work with has managed to take some pretty deceptive camoflaging good pictures of me. I usually look like I'm dying of some sort of consumptive disease that invokes freckles and chubby steroid cheeks as a means of death, but somehow she managed to hide all that AND my Prednisone chin, which sometimes reminds me of a bullfrog, and as you can imagine, is really veerrrry attractive in person, especially when I'm slouched over with bad posture eating pickles and tea, which is actually most of the time. Anyway, if you like these, you live in the Cleveland area, and if you want her to make you look somewhat less like you're always tired, I can give you her contact information.